I'm not a beach person

But I need a beach now!!!! Heck I'll even take a sunny day that doesn't feel like Im walking around in an industrial strength freezer. Honestly, I think I HAVE walked around in an industrial strength freezer and not been this cold. This morning I patiently waited for my bus for 20 minutes in what had to be negative temperatures only to have it not show. By the time I gave up my fingers were searing with pain. SEARING WITH PAIN I TELL YOU!!!!! Ugh and to think just a month ago I was perusing the balmy weather of Tunisia. Someone get me a tissue, I think Im gonna cry.